How to make your own garden:
1. Find a patch of ground that has already been used as a garden before
2. Dig it up and tell the weeds to find another home
3. Put a layer of top soil and scatter sheep pellets however much you think is nescessary
4. plant the plants, don't get seeds-they take to much effort.
5. Wait
6. Water them when you remember (stab holes in the bottom of a milk bottle-but make sure they are not to big otherwise the water will run out before you get to the garden).
7. Wait for freaking ages!
8. Plants take forever to grow!
9. Maybe just buy them unless you have a lot of patience and time.


Keep waiting! It will be worth it!
ReplyDelete(meanwhile, the ones that just appear at the supermarket, or in mumdads fridge are so much easier!)